(via teenagerposts)
I don’t even like dancing. I’m just here because my mom said she would buy me tacos.
(via endlesstextoffaith)
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Carlos Pena?
(Source: celskier, via elevatee-a-little-higher)
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
